Christina Vs. The Barista

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Me: I'd like a small, dark hot chocolate with a double shot of caramel.**

Barista: Frozen, iced or hot?

Me: Uhm, what?

Barista:  Frozen, iced or hot hot chocolate.

Me: A small, dark HOT chocolate.

Barista: *gives me a look* Which kind?

Me: *through clenched teeth* Hot. Hot. Chocolate.

After paying...

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did you give me my receipt?

Barista: Uhm, no.  *He looks away from me and then glances back like he forgot I was there.*

Me: *silence*

Barista: Did you, like, want one or something?

Me: ...

Some days, I just can't with people.

On the plus side, my hot chocolate was delicious.

**Don't you judge me. I had a long day.