Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
There is a part of me that is just a straight up shit-starter. I like do things because they aren't done. As I'm writing my romance novel, I have tried at every turn to outdo myself with the ridiculous things I managed to work into conversation between my characters. A few of my favorites are:
Scissoring (and I'm not talkin' 'bout arts and crafts)
I swear to you, the book is sexy and it's a love story. Really. I'm sure. Pretty sure.Mostly sure.
The sex scenes are hot. I can definitely vouch for that.
On a different note, oh look, Dean Winchester images. Shut up, I can quit anytime I want!
No I can't.