Tweet Child O' Mine

Can you believe that's the post title I went with? I know. I


be ashamed. I'm not. But I should be.

Though I am too long-winded for it, I'm finally on board with this whole tweeting thing. I still don't think it's gonna catch on though...

Let's be Buddies or Tweeters or Twatters or whatever. Just follow me. Gah, I find your new  language confusing. Why is everything so bright and shiny? What are these magical screens full of pornography and cat pictures? How do I surf the webernets?